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As a first "POWER of n9ne" series, we bring to ZAMPLERS one of the most debated topics in the men's world. The 9 worst pick up lines you will ever say or hear... More additions appreciated... Hall of shame (in ascending order): #9 “Hey babe, how are things? I assume you must be feeling honored considering you are my pick up of so many girls here.” Com’on, you aren’t Arnold or Brad. Cockiness is something not tolerated in Asian girls. #8 “What do you do as an occupation? (Alt: Apart from being angelic, what do you do as a living?)” Stop the career talk guys. After a whole day of work, spare the girls…. #7 “Was your father a thief? Cos he stole the stars and put them into your eyes.” Yes, if my father is a thief, yours would be an undertaker. Such disrespect may be perceived badly. #6 “I seem to have seen you in some place… would you happen to have went to Temasek secondary school.” The age old cliché does NOT work at all. Drop all the déjà vu and see the dramatic difference in the ‘kil rates’! #5 “Do you believe in love at first sight? I do, the moment I saw you.” Girls may swoon over Korean romantic dramas, but its quite a turn off to hear this coming from someone whom you barely know, especially for girls who goes for the ‘feel’. #4 “You must know CPR because you just stole my breathe away.” Cheap skate flattery can get you only so far. We envision a brief smile and end of story from your potential date. #3 “I seem to have seen you in this bar quite often…” Yes, the same cliché as previously mention. Stop murdering your chance with déjà vu’s statement. #2 “Say, do you have 5 minutes for me to check out that cleavage?” Sorry guys, such sexy talks are best meant for the bedroom in Asia. This could be perceived either as confident or ‘over-rude’, more often than not, it will be the latter case. And the # 1 winner goes to…… “You are the most beautiful girl I have met. Fancy a F*CK? ” Vulgar and low class. Gotta be the biggest turn off of the year and shows lack of creativity and brings shame to man. A lady must be treated like a lady, not some wild horses. =====================================================================================Note: If you happen to have the looks of Josh Hartnett and the body of Hugh Jackman, feel free to try any of the above since at the end of the day, if its fling that you want, there probably isn’t too many girls who can resist you. Careful the harassment lawsuits that comes with some of them.
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